I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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