Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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