is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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