I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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