Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.