Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(417): View more from Missouri

i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck now we have to have sex

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What?

(203): View more from Connecticut

In a bet, need to win

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.

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(972): View more from Texas

Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.

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