i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.