She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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