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(208): View more from Idaho

weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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(208): weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake http://tfl.nu/es8r

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

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(703): I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically http://tfl.nu/zfwj

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(323): View more from California

i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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(323): i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet. (918): Special does not even begin to describe that text. http://tfl.nu/d8xn

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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(503): I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me. http://tfl.nu/a7z0

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(847): View more from Illinois

better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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(847): better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say http://tfl.nu/y3uc

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(315): View more from New York

I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.

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(315): I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse. http://tfl.nu/tyw2

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.

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(910): Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started. http://tfl.nu/ywdk

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react

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(484): You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react http://tfl.nu/5bkg

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(970): View more from Colorado

I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.

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(970): I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/hol9

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(561): View more from Florida

Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.

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(561): Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry. http://tfl.nu/ip0u

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(631): View more from New York

Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I believe they call that patchouli.

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(631): Whatever she smells like compost and feathers. (508): I believe they call that patchouli. http://tfl.nu/ql5w

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(410): View more from Maryland

That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think

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(410): That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think http://tfl.nu/xmfy

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(503): View more from Oregon

Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.

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(503): Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout. http://tfl.nu/rky1

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(407): View more from Florida

You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.

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(407): You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding. http://tfl.nu/z49c

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"

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(814): I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father" http://tfl.nu/jrcs

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