I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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