David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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