do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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