You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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