Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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