grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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