the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...