What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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