who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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