Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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