Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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