By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
40s are totally the cure
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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