I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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