what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Found your dick twin last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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