is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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