They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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