Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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