Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish you could order shots online.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The ass gains better be worth it
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