You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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