I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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