moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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