the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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