I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
there is puke in my bra ... again
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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