It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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