I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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