just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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