I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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