you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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