Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What does that mean?

(248): View more from Michigan

How when the cu k dos I yet u

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Focus

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!! (1-248): What does that mean? (248): How when the cu k dos I yet u (1-248): Focus http://tfl.nu/kvgv

Replies (13) Good night (1889) Bad night (661)
Favorite
(703): View more from Virginia

Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(703): Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello http://tfl.nu/a1cc

Replies (3) Good night (914) Bad night (465)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink? http://tfl.nu/aysx

Replies (2) Good night (569) Bad night (941)
Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like. http://tfl.nu/1vno

Replies (18) Good night (2003) Bad night (757)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

(310): View more from California

I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail. (310): I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore. http://tfl.nu/tf34

Replies (11) Good night (3636) Bad night (940)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands... http://tfl.nu/ij5g

Replies (42) Good night (867) Bad night (6627)
Favorite
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(413): Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking. http://tfl.nu/aegx

Replies (11) Good night (963) Bad night (2600)
Favorite
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(724): He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming". http://tfl.nu/90md

Replies (4) Good night (1829) Bad night (936)
Favorite
(301): View more from Maryland

he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(301): he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd http://tfl.nu/beck

Replies (10) Good night (2573) Bad night (848)
Favorite
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(413): Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option) http://tfl.nu/d3t6

Replies (13) Good night (4090) Bad night (753)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4. http://tfl.nu/tyhh

Replies (2) Good night (1924) Bad night (635)
Favorite
(801): View more from Utah

The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(801): The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting. http://tfl.nu/bouz

Replies (3) Good night (944) Bad night (485)
Favorite
(831): View more from California

Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(831): Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline http://tfl.nu/8i35

Replies (9) Good night (478) Bad night (1097)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower http://tfl.nu/2amr

Replies (1) Good night (494) Bad night (193)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs. http://tfl.nu/uro3

Replies (1) Good night (448) Bad night (218)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: