Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead