Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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