ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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