i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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