Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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