she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize