I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We don't watch enough power rangers
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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