There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She's like a pop up book from hell.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
