i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
