So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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