i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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