Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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