I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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