No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Everyone says I win the strip club
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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