Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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