What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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