i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Be still, my beating vagina.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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