my phone needs a breathalizer
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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