Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Small penises have feelings too.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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