we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Randomize
