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C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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