love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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