marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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